Cleaning lady comes at 9, I started at 7:00. At 7:30 I undid what I had done because I didn't do it right. At 11:00 the cleaning lady will leave and we will apparently re-clean the house because they moved stuff and will leave things sitting around.
Then we will leave, have some lunch, go to the grocery store, put ice in the cooler, get ready for the fray, cook, probably clean again, then open the wine.
It's days like this that I wonder why I a.) paid bunches of money for this and b.) call it a vacation.
All that really matters is that I am with my family and am enjoying every minute of it.